Major Theme Park Declares War on Personal Seating, Guests Allege ‘Cruelty’
The magic of a theme park often comes with its own set of rules. Sometimes those rules make you scratch your head. Case in point:…
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Disney World’s New ThemePark Expansion Plan
A new document just landed, and it's got everyone talking about a fifth theme park at Walt Disney World. The Central Florida Tourism Oversight District…
Breaking News: Netflix’s $82.7 Billion Agreement for the Theme Park Industry
So, here's a thing that happened on December 5, 2025. You might have missed it, but it’s going to echo through your family vacations for…
Guest Collapses From Sticker Shock at Disney World Entrance
So, you heard the latest from the magical kingdom? Word on Main Street is that guests are practically fainting before they even get through the…
Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster ‘Hijacked’ by Muppets, Fans ‘Demand Justice’ for Aerosmith
Well, folks, it looks like Disney is at it again, shuffling the deck and deciding what you, the paying customer, *really* want. The latest news…
Six Flags’ Latest Boardroom Maneuvers Spark ‘Irreparable Damage’ Concerns for Local Traditions
The world of regional theme parks feels a bit like a game of high-stakes Monopoly these days. It’s not just about who owns what. It's…
Six Flags Is Playing Musical Chairs With Your Summer Plans – But Will Your Favorite Park Have A Seat?
Turns out, even theme park giants aren't immune to a little corporate shake-up, and what it means for your next roller coaster fix is still…
Your Favorite Loop-de-Loop Might Just Vanish: A New Direction for Theme Parks
So, you love your theme parks, right? The smell of popcorn, the roar of the crowd, that stomach-lurching drop on your favorite coaster. It’s an…
Disney Reveals Secret Resort Schedules, Sparks Panic Among Spontaneous Travelers
So, you thought your Disney vacation was all about rides and magic? Think again. It turns out, even your downtime, those precious hours back at…
Disney World Guests Are Now Required To Schedule Their Fun Before Arrival
So, you thought a Disney World vacation was about showing up and enjoying the magic? Maybe a little spontaneity, a quiet evening by the pool…