Disneyland’s New ‘Security Measures’ Raises Eyebrows at the Gates
Disneyland, the place where magic is supposed to happen, is always trying to tweak the formula. Sometimes it’s a new ride, sometimes it’s a new…
Tag: Theme Parks
Mickey Mouse Demands Your Firstborn and a Gold Doubloon for Entry
The 'Most Magical Place on Earth' just got a whole lot more expensive. Again. If you thought a trip to Disneyland or Disney World was…
True Value of Six Flags’ Holiday in the Park
Six Flags Magic Mountain is currently running its annual 'Holiday in the Park' event, drawing in crowds looking for some festive cheer. On the surface,…
Beloved Park Character Vanishes After Mysterious Corporate Handshake, Guest Furious
You heard it here first. A beloved character, a pillar of childhood memories for generations, might just vanish from your favorite theme park. Poof. Gone.…
Child Demands ‘Royalties’ After Favorite Cartoon Character Seen at Wrong Park
So, the chatter in Hollywood isn't just about who's streaming what tonight. It's about a colossal power shift. Netflix, that DVD-by-mail outfit that somehow ate…
Major Theme Park Declares War on Personal Seating, Guests Allege ‘Cruelty’
The magic of a theme park often comes with its own set of rules. Sometimes those rules make you scratch your head. Case in point:…
Disney World’s New ThemePark Expansion Plan
A new document just landed, and it's got everyone talking about a fifth theme park at Walt Disney World. The Central Florida Tourism Oversight District…
Breaking News: Netflix’s $82.7 Billion Agreement for the Theme Park Industry
So, here's a thing that happened on December 5, 2025. You might have missed it, but it’s going to echo through your family vacations for…
Guest Collapses From Sticker Shock at Disney World Entrance
So, you heard the latest from the magical kingdom? Word on Main Street is that guests are practically fainting before they even get through the…
Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster ‘Hijacked’ by Muppets, Fans ‘Demand Justice’ for Aerosmith
Well, folks, it looks like Disney is at it again, shuffling the deck and deciding what you, the paying customer, *really* want. The latest news…