Tiny Tots Too Terrifying for Texas Theme Park Tourists
Universal is at it again, folks. They're dropping a whole new theme park in Frisco, Texas, come 2026. This isn't just another land or an…
Category: Theme Parks
Guests ‘Rolled Out’ of SeaWorld, Feds Roll In
Big news from Orlando this week, and it's not about a new record-breaking roller coaster or a groundbreaking animal exhibit. Instead, it’s a story about…
Disney’s New Glasses See All: Is Your Vacation Watching You?
Alright, let's talk about Disney. Specifically, what they think you should be doing, or rather, *not* doing, during your pricey theme park day. For years,…
New Theme Park Architect Takes Over Six Flags
There's a changing of the guard at one of North America's biggest playground operators, and if you're a regular thrill-seeker, you might be wondering what…
Universal’s New ‘Kids Resort’ Sparks Outrage: Is It Too Small for Tiny Tyrants?
Okay, so we’ve all come to expect a certain thing from Universal, right? Think adrenaline-pumping roller coasters, cutting-edge dark rides, monsters, Fast & Furious –…
The Unspoken Problem Haunting Your Favorite Theme Park
You've planned for months. Saved your money. Built up that excitement for a perfect day at your favorite theme park. Then, it happens. A sudden…
SeaWorld’s Deep Dive Adventure ‘Distorts Reality’ for Unsuspecting Guests
SeaWorld Orlando, a name synonymous with marine life and, increasingly, high-octane thrills, recently pulled back the curtain on its next big thing. And by "pulled…
Melty Biscoff Bar Fails to Maintain Integrity, Guest Demands Reparations
You know, sometimes you just want a little treat. A simple, sweet moment to cap off a long day of navigating crowds and waiting in…
World’s Longest Coaster’s Opening Half ‘Makes Critic Sad’
The world of extreme thrill rides is buzzing with anticipation. Falcon's Flight, poised to open at Qiddiya City in Saudi Arabia, isn't just another roller…
Missing Handrail Prompts Massive Investor Fallout
You know, sometimes the little things can cause the biggest headaches. We’re talking about those tiny details you might overlook, like a slightly scuffed floor…