Major Park Unveils 2026 Calendar
Six Flags, along with their newly acquired legacy Cedar Fair parks, has dropped the full lineup of opening dates for 2026. On the surface, it…
Category: Theme Parks
Mexican Theme Park So Exclusive It Might Just Charge You to Breathe
So, you thought theme parks were for everyone, right? A place where families, thrill-seekers, and even the occasional corporate team-building retreat could all rub shoulders.…
Theme Park Quietly Erases Disneyland’s Hidden Past
So, it seems another piece of history is quietly fading away, almost without a peep. Six Flags Magic Mountain, that titan of California thrills, has…
Beloved Park Character Vanishes After Mysterious Corporate Handshake, Guest Furious
You heard it here first. A beloved character, a pillar of childhood memories for generations, might just vanish from your favorite theme park. Poof. Gone.…
Major Theme Park Declares War on Personal Seating, Guests Allege ‘Cruelty’
The magic of a theme park often comes with its own set of rules. Sometimes those rules make you scratch your head. Case in point:…
Disney World’s New ThemePark Expansion Plan
A new document just landed, and it's got everyone talking about a fifth theme park at Walt Disney World. The Central Florida Tourism Oversight District…
Dollywood’s Secret Expansion Plans Exposed
Dollywood, a park that has cemented its place as a true staple in American entertainment, is grappling with a challenge many businesses dream of: too…
Breaking News: Netflix’s $82.7 Billion Agreement for the Theme Park Industry
So, here's a thing that happened on December 5, 2025. You might have missed it, but it’s going to echo through your family vacations for…
Guest Collapses From Sticker Shock at Disney World Entrance
So, you heard the latest from the magical kingdom? Word on Main Street is that guests are practically fainting before they even get through the…
Guest Complains Arizona Theme Parks Are ‘Too Hot’ Demands Refund For Entire State
For decades now, Central Florida has held a pretty firm grip on the title of America's theme park capital. You know the story. What was…