Six Flags Is Playing Musical Chairs With Your Summer Plans – But Will Your Favorite Park Have A Seat?
So, you thought your summer plans were set in stone, huh? Turns out, even theme park giants aren't immune to a little corporate shake-up, and…
Category: Theme Parks
Local Mom Claims New Universal Park is ‘Too Much Fun,’ Causing Meltdowns
So, here's a fact for you: Universal Destinations & Experiences, the folks behind those massive theme parks, are opening something new. It's called Universal Kids…
Tiny Tots Too Terrifying for Texas Theme Park Tourists
Universal is at it again, folks. They're dropping a whole new theme park in Frisco, Texas, come 2026. This isn't just another land or an…
Guests ‘Rolled Out’ of SeaWorld, Feds Roll In
Big news from Orlando this week, and it's not about a new record-breaking roller coaster or a groundbreaking animal exhibit. Instead, it’s a story about…
Disney’s New Glasses See All: Is Your Vacation Watching You?
Alright, let's talk about Disney. Specifically, what they think you should be doing, or rather, *not* doing, during your pricey theme park day. For years,…
New Theme Park Architect Takes Over Six Flags
There's a changing of the guard at one of North America's biggest playground operators, and if you're a regular thrill-seeker, you might be wondering what…
Universal’s New ‘Kids Resort’ Sparks Outrage: Is It Too Small for Tiny Tyrants?
Okay, so we’ve all come to expect a certain thing from Universal, right? Think adrenaline-pumping roller coasters, cutting-edge dark rides, monsters, Fast & Furious –…
The Unspoken Problem Haunting Your Favorite Theme Park
You've planned for months. Saved your money. Built up that excitement for a perfect day at your favorite theme park. Then, it happens. A sudden…
SeaWorld’s Deep Dive Adventure ‘Distorts Reality’ for Unsuspecting Guests
SeaWorld Orlando, a name synonymous with marine life and, increasingly, high-octane thrills, recently pulled back the curtain on its next big thing. And by "pulled…
Melty Biscoff Bar Fails to Maintain Integrity, Guest Demands Reparations
You know, sometimes you just want a little treat. A simple, sweet moment to cap off a long day of navigating crowds and waiting in…