Well, folks, it looks like Disney is at it again, shuffling the deck and deciding what you, the paying customer, *really* want. The latest news out of Walt Disney World for 2026? It’s a mixed bag, as usual, with a few head-scratchers thrown in for good measure.
Let’s cut right to the chase, because this one’s going to sting some of you. Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith is reportedly closing its doors in Spring 2026. Not for a quick touch-up, mind you. No, this isn’t just a new coat of paint. This beloved, high-speed journey into the world of rock and roll is getting a complete overhaul. And when it reopens in Summer 2026? It won’t be Aerosmith greeting you. Oh no. It’ll be Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster Starring The Muppets. Yes, you heard that right. The Muppets. Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, Kermit the Frog – taking over a high-octane thrill ride known for its classic rock soundtrack and gritty vibe. One has to wonder, who exactly was asking for this? Was there a groundswell of demand for animal puppets to replace legendary rock icons? Or is this another case of corporate synergy trumping established fan favorites? It’s a curious choice, to say the least, and one that’s sure to generate plenty of debate among the faithful.
But it’s not just classic rock getting the boot. There are other big changes on the horizon for 2026. Take Big Thunder Mountain Railroad, for instance. This fan-favorite at Magic Kingdom is going offline for a full year. A whole year. From Spring 2025 to Spring 2026, guests will be without their “wildest ride in the wilderness.” They say it’s for a full track replacement and “new magic,” including updates to The Rainbow Caverns. Now, a full track replacement? That sounds like a significant investment in safety and longevity, which is a good thing, no doubt about it. But a year is a long time to keep such a popular attraction shuttered. Let’s hope that “new magic” is truly magical enough to warrant the extended closure.
Over in Tomorrowland, Buzz Lightyear’s Space Ranger Spin is also getting a “refresh” in Spring 2026. Disney claims upgraded ride vehicles, enhanced gameplay with new blasters and updated targets, and even a new scene featuring a character named Buddy. On the one hand, who doesn’t like better blasters? On the other hand, was the old gameplay so fundamentally broken it needed a full overhaul? Or is this just another way to get you to spend more time, and perhaps more money, trying to get that high score? It’s about ‘enhancement,’ they say. But sometimes, simple familiarity is exactly what people want.
EPCOT’s Frozen Ever After will also see updated Audio Animatronics in February 2026. Always nice to see attractions maintained and improved, keeping things fresh. These kinds of updates are usually welcome, ensuring the experience feels current.
Now, for some things that might actually bring a smile to your face. Soarin’ Across America is making a return to EPCOT by Memorial Day, celebrating the United States 250th anniversary. It’s always good to see the classic, national-themed version of Soarin’ back in rotation, providing those sweeping, familiar vistas. And for the younger crowd, Bluey and Bingo are finally making their debut at Disney’s Animal Kingdom in Summer 2026. A “dance and play” offering, animal activities — it’s clear Disney knows its audience, and Bluey is certainly a popular choice to draw in families.
Also at Disney’s Hollywood Studios, the Animation Courtyard is getting an update. Disney Jr. Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Live is coming, and then “The Magic of Disney Animation” experience later in the summer. Stepping inside Walt Disney Animation Studios, with themed departments, photo ops with Mulan and Rapunzel? This sounds genuinely engaging, offering a unique, interactive peek behind the curtain of Disney’s storytelling magic. It’s a positive, educational, and immersive addition that seems to hit all the right notes for all ages.
And let’s not forget “Cool Kids’ Summer.” This includes free water park admission for Disney Resort hotel guests on arrival day – a tangible benefit for families planning those hot summer trips. Plus, a new Star Wars mission for Millennium Falcon: Smugglers Run, themed to “The Mandalorian and Grogu,” is launching May 22. That’s a genuine content update for an already popular ride.
Of course, all your favorite seasonal festivals and parties are returning in the Fall and Winter of 2026: EPCOT International Food & Wine Festival, Mickey’s Not-So-Scary Halloween Party, Disney Jollywood Nights, Mickey’s Very Merry Christmas Party, and EPCOT International Festival of the Holidays. These are staples, consistent crowd-pleasers that offer a reason to visit year after year. And for Disney Springs, LEVEL99 is set to open with over 60 challenge rooms and duels. Sounds like a fresh, active entertainment option for those looking for something beyond shopping and dining.
So, 2026 at Walt Disney World. It’s a year of big changes, long closures, and new characters. Some of it feels like genuine innovation and investment, while other parts feel like… well, like The Muppets taking over an Aerosmith concert. Is it all progress? Or just a different flavor of the same old corporate song and dance? You decide.
